ok I’m going to camp for a week l8r losers

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via fake-mermaid)

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

(via wisped)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via ruinedchildhood)

He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
this is really important (via dirtyberd)

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mouzeron:

emoji daisies forever

(via lilnymphy)

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via hatedteenager)

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

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unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(via sillystrum)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

bardots-monroe acxdroses

(via pizza)

what the signs smell like

zodiacbaby:

zodiacbaby:

aries - slim jim

taurus - manure 

gemini - fakeness

cancer - tears

leo - hairspray 

virgo - flowers

libra - low IQs

scorpio - cum

sagittarius - blood

capricorn - gravel

aquarius - febreeze

pisces - anchovies 

i blocked the notes on this but it’s still true 

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